Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! Tins hats on, curtains drawn, stay hydrated, or YOU’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
If you must go out, wear ‘appropriate clothing’. A burka and a sombrero should do the trick. But avoid the hours between 11am and 3pm.
We’re talking Mad Dogs and Englishmen here.
As soon as I read on Friday that this was going to be the hottest May bank holiday since 1944, I thought to myself: That’s the column sorted out, then, Rich.
You just knew that the air-raid sirens were going off everywhere from the Met Office to the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA). They live for
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