Do we really want this tremulous Piglet, who’d last about two seconds against Putin, as our next PM? asks QUENTIN LETTS after wading through Andy Burnham’s book

One of the jollier details about Andy Burnham is that his wife Frankie once appeared on TV’s Blind Date.

Under the late Cilla Black’s guidance, couples who barely knew one another would head off on romantic assignations. 

Single girl Frankie did not much like her beau and tried to whack him over the head with a cushion. Cilla flashed her front teeth and laughed: ‘Aw, chuck, never mind.’

We could do with Cilla now. In a week we will be shacked up with a prime minister little known to King and country.

The next General Election need not be called until 2029. We could

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