‘Magaluf is now THE benchmark for higher-quality tourism’: As killjoy Mayor declares victory in war on booze-loving budget holiday Brits, there’s just one problem…

The extensive building work is finished, the finishing touches have been applied and, just in time for the summer season, the new £6million promenade is ready – with the Mayor set to formally open it at a civic ceremony within days.

The new beachfront walkway is described as the centrepiece of a five-year plan to shift the image of Magaluf from being perhaps the most downmarket holiday resort in Europe to what he now calls, rather grandiosely, ‘internationally recognised as a benchmark for higher-quality tourism’.

There is just one small problem in the Mayor’s masterplan however: someone forgot to tell the ‘sun,

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