TALK OF THE TOWN: Cast off… the fly-fishermen forced to give up river spot for the King

The King tracked down a group of fly–fishermen at their lodgings to apologise after they were booted off a river in Scotland so that he could cast his rod in peace.

I hear a party of insurance brokers on a £4,000 per person fishing trip near the Castle of Mey were left ‘jolly put out’ when they were asked to relinquish the best bit of the Thurso river for His Majesty.

I am informed the mix–up arose from a double booking on a particular section of the river, which led to the financiers being ushered off in time for the King’s arrival.

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