Other pledges by the Count include that 99 Flake ice-creams to cost no more than 99p, arcade grabber games to be made fairer so players “actually have a change to win”, Parliament to be moved “to my new Bin HQ” while the Palace of Westminster is restored, and Wayne Rooney to be “new expert summariser for BBC” at Eurovision.
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